Definitions by jackofspadesman

GO-pilot 

A car passenger who plays Pokémon GO for the driver. A good GO-pilot will nab every worthwhile Pokémon that the driver passes as well as every Pokéstop.

I was driving around with my GO-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! I'm gonna evolve up to a Dragonite in no time.

GO-pilot by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

GOffeur 

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.

I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!

GOffeur by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

McFuckhouse 

The distant cousins, aunt, and uncle of the McGangbang

This consists of two McDoubles (any toppings) mashed together without removing any buns so it is Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun-Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun.

This is then followed by two small fries and two apple pies in no specific order and washed down with the drink of your choice.

This adds up to around 1600 calories or so, but is well worth it.

Also, everything is off of the dollar menu!

Jason: Hey you guys, wanna go out for lunch?
Kevin: Ye, let's all get a McFuckhouse and see who finishes their meal faster!
Madi: LOL WE'RE TOTALLY NOT GONNA BE POOPIN AFTER THIS!!!

LATER

Jason: That was a terrible idea Kevin
Kevin: -grumble- -burp-
Madi: LOL I'M NOT POOPIN!!!

McFuckhouse by jackofspadesman October 23, 2011

Fronads 

When you go into really cold water or something else freezing, and your balls freeze.

The abbreviation for "Frozen-nads" or "Frozen-Gonads"

DUDE! The water's freezing! I got fronads!

Fronads by jackofspadesman July 26, 2009