A juggalo is someone that eats Monopoly and shits out Connect Four.

Also a fan of ICP (Insane Clown Posse) that scrunches up their nose when singing about macaroni.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody that you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.

What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
by GasterBlasterMasterCasterDisas January 14, 2017
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An often marginalized youth identifying with the music, values, and propaganda of a musical group called the Insane Clown Posse.
Man 1: My son is going through a phase.

Man 2: Oh?

Man 1: Yeah, he likes this rap group called The Insane Clown Posse. He listens to their music at high volumes, wears their t-shirts which have logos of human silhouettes running with hachets or sinister clown faces, refers to himself as a 'juggalo', speaks of strange dogmas, and insists on buying a sort of pop called 'faygo'.

Man 2: Hmm, that's weird.
by giggles78 March 21, 2010
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an animal which can be found in a carnival. it is usually seen following an overweight clown. this animal survives on clown urine (faygo) and bad music (icp, kottonmouth kings, etc.) DO NOT FEED THE JUGGALO
Lulu: Hey! Wtf is that behind that ugly clown?

Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.

Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
by omganegro July 11, 2008
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First off, I am not a juggalo (here-on reffered to as "Clown College Dropout). They are a bunch of weiners who follow two Clown College Drop outs about, believing everyword they say and everything they do is divine. They will claim ICP has deep lyrics. But let me give you an example...From the song "Swallow this nut" And I quote, "My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
Clown College Drop out : Man, have you heard that new ICP track?"

Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.

Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.

Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
by Elduderino October 16, 2006
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A man, usually of Mediterranean or Latin origin, who receives gifts from a woman in exchange for providing her with companionship and sex. Typically, this relationship involves a younger man and an older woman. The younger man will usually have a name like Carlo or Konstantine and he will regularly wax his scrotum and will under no circumstances ever button his shirt higher than his sternum.
"Man, there were a lot of juggalos at that ICP concert last night."
by Harris Bergstein December 22, 2006
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a typical Juggalo
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A juggalo (or juggalette) is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Clearly Icp is the most UN-important thing in the world. They believe they're making a statement by saying they kill people with axes. "Hatchet-man" carries a meat cleaver, not a hatchet. They wear clown make up, not realizing they just look like an army of queers. They think they are wearing make up because they were outcasts in society, when in reality, it's the make up and shitty grammar that made them outcasts in the first place.

Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say "MCL" at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love"). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, (wetting the bed) but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.

Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling (because they're too busy with a cock in their mouths).

Many Juggalos also happen to be furries, which doesn't make a lot of sense with their anti-homosexual stance, but does go along with the whole outcast from society bullshit they whine about.

While some ALL juggalos are not TOTAL retards, few NONE of them are worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters fucking the entire trailerpark if they didn't have SOMETHING blasting out of their crappy stolen mini-stereo, so they play this.

Juggalos are also often stoners who feel it is necessary to play the song "Homies" ad nauseam and tend to have major acne issues (the true reason why they cover their faces with idiotic make-up. Ironically, it's also part of the reason why they have such horrible acne in the first place.)

With their sixth album's release, ICP revealed that the Dark Carnival is, in fact, a complete and separate version of Christianity in which it is believed that god has bestowed upon the Juggalos their own private Juggalo heaven called "Shangri-La", Which was actually a fictional heaven from some book by James Hilton. (this favor is most likely due to their extreme holiness and tendency towards morality). In this "religion" it is also assumed that the images associated with ICP album covers are agents of god who judge everyone upon their death. Unfortunately, this is no joke and is actually believed to be the truth by a select few. With this, finally someone has brought into light the obviously true fact that god gives preferential treatment to fans of Psychopathic Record bands. Also, ICP members are all prophets put here on Earth like Jesus to spread their holy messages; upon death, they shall rise again. These are all infallible truths that you would know if you had read the bible.

In a fantastic display of individual thought, many juggalos converted in order to remain "down with the clowns."

The Dark Carnival is retarded.
# Shaggy does not write his own music.
# Billy Bill likes it in the ass.
Did you know
that... ICP also stands for Internet Child Porn?
# Juggalos are known for their attraction to shitty music, city lights, and country fairs.
# Juggalos are often spotted in front of major malls, but since none of them own a car, are driven there by their parents.
# Juggalos make up all of the 5% unemployed Americans.
# The first known Juggalo was created after gay buttsex involving a trailer-trash redneck and a heavily intoxicated racist wigger.
# While Juggalos can be found in any major city, one place you will never find a Juggalo is a college campus.
# Clowns aren't 'scary' and the half-assed abomination they call rap doesn't make them either.
# 99.9% of Juggalos everywhere are convicted rapists.
# Juggalettes have bigger penises than Juggalos.
# Juggalos or Juggalettes have no friends..
by ICP_SUX January 16, 2008
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