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Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"
Geffend by diskodoll March 19, 2007
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Gelfendbeyn 

An adult elf that sleeps down the hall from its parents.
I was going to kidnap that sleepy Gelfendbeyn for $50 million in ransom but I did not want to wake the sleeping Draggon down the hall
Gelfendbeyn by Roberto Frosty January 8, 2020
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someone who lives in a cheffen, has 2 beffen, and likes to go kerpleffen'
geffen oren is a good example of a geffen
geffen by AJ July 17, 2004
Getting fucked over
This guy cheated on me. I got geffed
Geffed by Geffed August 26, 2021
A really hot boy that is selfless and just completely perfect in every way. This is the dream boyfriend- he’ll know exactly how to care for you and make you feel better. His smile will light up the whole room. You’re blessed if you know a geffen.
You’re dating Geffen? Damn you’re lucky girl!
Geffen by cherryblossom34 May 4, 2019
a gorgeous amazing beautiful actress who is tall and skinny
Geffen by Catty Tinyard February 28, 2009
Geffen, a boyfriend who is jelouse of your guy friend relationship, makes you feel terrible blames you for everything, moms over protective, not funny, ugly and stupid, bad at basketball.
Oh no, his name is geffen, you know he is gayy right?
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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