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When using a Nokia cell phone in intuitive text entry mode (for sending an sms), this word comes up automatically when you try to type in 'hotties'. Becomes a convenient code word to use to guard against prying eyes and inquisitive companions.
(text messages)

guy #1: whassup?

guy #2: down at the mall with the gf. lot of gottids down here with tig bids.
gottids by Bob's yer Uncle December 24, 2008
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The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.
Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.
Gotting by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020

goatitude 

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.
"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.
goatitude by JVM July 24, 2006
Males around the age of 18-24 who are usually of Italian descent that give other Italians a bad name. They can be found in malls, pinching underaged girls' asses, and subsequently getting beaten bloody. They can be found at clubs with spiked hair and striped button down shirts. They abuse spray tan to an extreme level. Known for excessive homo-eroticism.
I went to this club and it was full of gottigays. I almost passed out from the noxious fumes of hair spray.
Gottigays by Killa Will August 17, 2006
A fat ass motha fucka who directs videos for the biggest pussy on the face of the earth -Ja Rule
Irv Gotti, too much Bacardi in his body
Irv Gotti by Phat Joe August 12, 2004

don't gettity 

1. used by the listener to express an utter lack of understanding, mixed with derision, in response to arrant misuse of the English language
2. An older person using random words from this urban dictionary lexicon to mime younger people and appear to be kewl
your boss standing in your office saying "Dude, bro, word, ish?" Your reply is: "Don't gettity."
don't gettity by Bill the Fence June 22, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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