When using a Nokia cell phone in intuitive text entry mode (for sending an sms), this word comes up automatically when you try to type in 'hotties'. Becomes a convenient code word to use to guard against prying eyes and inquisitive companions.
The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.
"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.
Males around the age of 18-24 who are usually of Italian descent that give other Italians a bad name. They can be found in malls, pinching underaged girls' asses, and subsequently getting beaten bloody. They can be found at clubs with spiked hair and striped button down shirts. They abuse spray tan to an extreme level. Known for excessive homo-eroticism.
I went to this club and it was full of gottigays. I almost passed out from the noxious fumes of hair spray.
1. used by the listener to express an utter lack of understanding, mixed with derision, in response to arrant misuse of the English language
2. An older person using random words from this urban dictionarylexicon to mime younger people and appear to be kewl
your boss standing in your office saying "Dude, bro, word, ish?" Your reply is: "Don't gettity."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.