SMS also S.M.S. (es-em-es) abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service: a text messaging service on mobile phones.
2. verb. to send a text message over a mobile phone.

1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!

send me something

Send my shooters

Shit, Masturbate, Shower

shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself

Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.