Urban Dictionary: sms

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SMS also S.M.S. (es-em-es) abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service: a text messaging service on mobile phones.
2. verb. to send a text message over a mobile phone.

I spent my office hours SMSing everyone in my address book.

by cowinator September 30, 2003

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SMS

Shit, Masturbate, Shower

Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay

#sms #s.m.s.#s.m.s #shit #masturbate #shower

by Swag Master Cloud January 31, 2011

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sms

shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself

girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms

#poo #pooed myself #shat myself #so hot #peed myself #omg

by legitthough November 09, 2013

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SMS

Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.

Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(

#phone #mobile #texting #cell phone #disease

by ontheislandwhereyougo September 11, 2009