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A gottie is when you roll two Dutches(cause thats what we smoke on the east coast) into one fat and very long blunt by connecting them at each end with the second dutches outter leaf.
Gotties usually consist of at least three grams of danc nugs or more.
Robbie- yo did you see that blunt devin rolled last man?!

Brandon- Yeah man it was a fucking gottie. Man that kid knows how to roll a good dutch.
gottie by DCanny August 12, 2008
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A gottie is when someone partakes in a geeb, also known as a gravity bong, and then proceeds to hold in the smoke and slug down a nice shotgun, which is when one opens a whole in the side of the can and chugs it. At the end of the gottie, in order for it to be complete you must blow the smoke out at the end. The king of gotties is Jack Nauta himself. He’s him
Jack rips gotties for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Is it gottie o’clock?
R u gonna rip the gottie?
Gottie by gottieripperandcreator August 10, 2022
A devoted fan of the Game of Thrones television series or A Song of Fire and Ice novels on which the tv series is based.
Jon is a major Gottie. He has read all of the A Song of Fire and Ice novels and watched all of the Game of Thrones episodes twice. He can even quote the show.
Gottie by lbkgirl May 12, 2014
A cross between a geek and a hottie!
"He's a gottie!" or "She's a gottie!"
Gottie by The Princess Tam Tam December 2, 2009
A gottie is when a person partakes in a geeb also known as a gravity bong and then proceeds to hold thy smoke in thy lungs as they slug down a shotgun of a nice cold alcoholic never. Gotties are to be attempted by people that are often called him or a beast or a different breed. Gotties ascend people to another level of being.
That kid Jack rips gotties for breakfast.

R u gonna rip a gottie?
Gottie by gottieripperandcreator August 10, 2022

Sheee gottie

When u make a funny joke or a roast and your friend gets sad. I’m sorry what I’m doing here how did I get to this website
Sheee gottie by Lactose my nuts April 16, 2021
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