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An incredibly Deep form or state of being in the mind which allows one to be truly united with the soul.
Being Mindful is viewed as being one of the most sexy or appealing things to a female.
Mindful also a word for an incredibly gifted "Player" in the gaming world.
Oh your so Mindful, OH!
Fuck me Mr. Mindful!
Mindful by Jaccabel May 21, 2008
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Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.
Mindful by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021
Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.
Mindful by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

mindful nut 

The big O that transcends reality.
She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.
mindful nut by UD Hero December 24, 2017

Mindful Math 

Also known as “New Age Math.” When the buzzword “mindful” subliminally conveys the idea that one can master the most disliked school subject, by cultivating a relaxed mind for the brain to focus on what is required in a math question—a mind-over-math approach via meditation and relaxation to reduce fear and failure.
The math education industry hasn’t been spared by the Mindfulness Movement, which is promoting “Mindful Math” programs countrywide to target the math-anxious kids of the rich and the famous—they’re preaching the feel-good gospel that math success is more psychological than logical.
Mindful Math by MathPlus February 7, 2018

mindful nut 

When you give your partner a warning before ejaculating, usually by tapping the head or thick repeatedly before the release, so they can be prepared.
Pat: I'm so glad Lynn gave me a mindful nut. I hate it when I don't get a heads up.
mindful nut by UD Hero December 24, 2017

Mindful Masturbation May 

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.
Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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