goatitude

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.

"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.

by JVM July 24, 2006

goatitude

The act of acting like a goat or acting in a goat like way.

I AM TIRED OF YOUR GOATITUDE, JIM!

by TheGoatLord July 27, 2012