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gonoč

A gonoč is a short, thin shwance or penis that smells like rotten fish or Surstrømming.
Ehy Tom! Cover yer gonoč!!! I have to puke!!!! Fuck you, filthy asshole!!! I am never going to drink yer Nierenjuice!!!!!
by gollomosh March 24, 2024
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gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
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Genocide Joe

A nickname given to President Joe Biden during his complicitness in the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in Gaza. His actions include providing Israelis with billions of dollars for weapons, and allowing the Zionist state to continue their massacres by defending them in a public forum. Joe Biden also rejected the figures presented by the Palestinian Health Ministry in Gaza, that represented the thousand of innocent children and civilians that were murdered by the Israeli Occupation Forces.
Person A: Did you see Joe Biden wants to send 14 billion dollars to Israel after 3000 Gazan children have been killed.

Person B: Yeah, that's Genocide Joe for you.
by thickjordanianbooty101 October 27, 2023
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GONACO

To uplift and provide healthcare to the poor , helpless

word came from the Houston based staffing agency Gonaco Care , the word was created in opposite of the word Naco which means Poor
gonaco is not just a word , but instead a lifestyle !
by GoNacoCare July 17, 2019
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Genocider

When cider kills people. Often has something to do with shoes.
I am Genocider Syo! Someone tell me what the fuck a genocider is because I don't bloody know!
by hoepep January 2, 2017
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gonokakakhackus

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
by Rambozo the Clown December 2, 2013
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Goncharov

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.
Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
by sleeping awake November 22, 2022
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