Definitions by gollomosh
Schwanzlutschingen
Schwanzlutschingen is a non-existent small town in southern Bavaria, Germany. It is a well-common metaphoric symbol for rural, simple life. Schwanzlutschingen is used as an insult without being aggressive.
"Ehy Tom! Wanna go out and drink? Let's fuck later, I wanna suck ur dick and drink ur Sacksaft! Lick my Tellernippel :)" — "Ehmmm jooo also neeee du ich hmmm naja heut bleib ich daheim duu..." — "Ey WTF are u from Schwanzlutschingen???? Spast!"
Schwanzlutschingen by gollomosh January 31, 2024
Agat gansinmahed ende wongo
"Agat gansinmahed ende wongo" is the strange first line of a popular song from a band called "The Umbrell0rs". It means something like "in my anus lies fire".
"Ehy Nadj0r, agat gansinmahed ende wongo!" — "Ohaaaa Tschinne, toktume tschinne! May I lick yer Tellernippel and then your ass???"
Agat gansinmahed ende wongo by gollomosh January 17, 2024
Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda
"Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" is the main text line in a popular song from the "Imetschin Dregens". It means something strange like "feel the thunder \\ severe wheather conditions".
And the radio plays "Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" while I try to jerk off my boysahne on Nadjas tellernippel. Fuck off, Imetschin Dregens!!!
Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda by gollomosh October 8, 2023
Tschinne, toktume tschinne
When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".
"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“
Tschinne, toktume tschinne by gollomosh October 3, 2023