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gogsturbate by Julia_Wets_the_Bed February 10, 2006
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Guesturbate
Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016
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Gumsturbate
When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.
Gumsturbate by Solee November 16, 2010
gaysturbate
1. Yo bro you tryna come over take some bong rips, drink some mike's hard, and gaysturbate. I think blake's going to come too.
gaysturbate by beaster mcragee October 12, 2009
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godsturbating by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014
Ghosturbate
The act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his penis and masturbates with it around said penis until ejaculation in which doesn't take the sheet off of the penis, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man's penis looking like a ghost.
Bill: Hey Jim, I ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!
Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.
Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.
Ghosturbate by SergeantBooty December 26, 2014
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