gogsturbate

to wear goggles whilst masturbating.

"julia likes to gogsturbate while watching oompa loompas so she does not go blind"

by Julia_Wets_the_Bed February 10, 2006

Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

by bartear October 26, 2016

Gumsturbate

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.

Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.

by Solee November 16, 2010

gaysturbate

1. v. to masturbate to homosexual erotica

1. Yo bro you tryna come over take some bong rips, drink some mike's hard, and gaysturbate. I think blake's going to come too.

by beaster mcragee October 12, 2009

godsturbating

Masturbating to imaginary things.

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!

by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Ghosturbate

The act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his penis and masturbates with it around said penis until ejaculation in which doesn't take the sheet off of the penis, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man's penis looking like a ghost.

Bill: Hey Jim, I ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!

Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.

by SergeantBooty December 26, 2014