Gumsturbate

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.

Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.

by Solee November 16, 2010

Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

by bartear October 26, 2016

Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

cumsturbate

To masturbate using semen (cum). After ejaculating, one continues to stroke the penis using the newly-produced fluid as lubricant.

Cumsturbate until the semen dries to prolong the pleasure of a nice wank.

by Muxgasm Into Your Anoose December 10, 2012

gaysturbate

1. v. to masturbate to homosexual erotica

1. Yo bro you tryna come over take some bong rips, drink some mike's hard, and gaysturbate. I think blake's going to come too.

by beaster mcragee October 12, 2009

gymasturbate

When you go to the gym just to watch girls on treadmills and work out in yoga pants.

I went to work out yesterday but all I could do was gymasturbate the whole time.

by whitsdaddy July 13, 2012

Ghosturbate

The act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his penis and masturbates with it around said penis until ejaculation in which doesn't take the sheet off of the penis, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man's penis looking like a ghost.

Bill: Hey Jim, I ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!

Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.

by SergeantBooty December 26, 2014