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Guesturbate 

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016

Gasturbation 

The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.
Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
Gasturbation by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009

Gaysturbation

When you have sex with a clone of yourself.
Person 1: If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that gay or masturbation?
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.

Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.
Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating
Gasturbating by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Gumsturbate 

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.
Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.
Gumsturbate by Solee November 16, 2010

gansturbation

When a group of gangsters, get together and jack off collectivly in a group
They had fun at the Gansturbation last night after gang banging