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Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

Guessturbation 

The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.
Before Apple's WWDC, the media was climaxing in guessturbation.

geeksturbate 

1) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of excitement over a technological device.

2) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of an animated/CG character.
1) Leo was so happy about getting a PSP that he had to find a bathroom to geeksturbate.

2) "Have you played the new DOA game?"
"Already geeksturbated to it twice!"
geeksturbate by mikeydangerous November 1, 2005

geeksturbate 

to become sexually aroused and have to masturbate to anything technological
He totally geeksturbates to anything that has to do with Halo.
geeksturbate by Lianna Paige February 19, 2007

Gumsturbate 

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.
Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.
Gumsturbate by Solee November 16, 2010

Guessterbate 

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate
Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.
Guessterbate by BigC-RR May 25, 2009