by Fireguy47 December 09, 2017
Hayden: What’s wrong with Jenna
Fireguy47: I think she became a thotty acid
Jenna: FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!
Fireguy47: Sry that’s animal abuse
Random Mexican: oooh carne
Fireguy47: I think she became a thotty acid
Jenna: FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!
Fireguy47: Sry that’s animal abuse
Random Mexican: oooh carne
by Fireguy47 September 30, 2017
by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018
Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
by Fireguy47 September 05, 2018
When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere
by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018
When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017
Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”
by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021