Fireguy47's definitions

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it

Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

shove down boost

When you knock a guy down on the floor with your fist then dolphin dive that person right through the ground

Deshawn just did a shove down boost to James for saying the n word to many times

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017