Fireguy47's definitions

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Mr. Explodey

A nickname for a guy who shoots big massive loads like a bomb inside a girls pussy

Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy

John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Cooling sack

When your balls are so cold they can be used as an ice pack

While I was having a snowball fight someone hit me in the balls with a snowball so now i have a cooling sack

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

geometrical sex

When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere

I have practiced geometrical sex with my girlfriend and I enjoy life

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018