Fireguy47's definitions

Detergent Launcher

A rpg style weapon that poisons people’s mind with dank memes and dirty jokes.

Nathan used the detergent launcher on me so it is to late

by Fireguy47 June 24, 2018

niggerish accent

The accent of a black dude talking for example adding a lot of “yos”, saying “what up” instead of what’s up, saying bitch in the end of almost every sentence, and saying nigga a bunch of time

Tyrone: Yo what up my nigga how ya doing bitch?
Delilah: Yo I’m doing fine my nigga how bout you?
Nathan: “sigh” just a couple of black people speaking in a niggerish accent
Jamal: (to Nathan) Nigga that’s racist
“Nathan gets beaten up by black people”
Deshawn: don’t fuck wit real niggas bitch

by Fireguy47 June 27, 2018

gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Mr. Explodey

A nickname for a guy who shoots big massive loads like a bomb inside a girls pussy

Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

sack recycle

When you reuse the same condom for the same situation

I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018