Fireguy47's definitions

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

Electdrugs

Drugs that will make you teleport and turn your body into weird shapes

Nathan looks like a deformed dorito when he does electdrugs

by Fireguy47 August 8, 2018

Moco face

A Mexican way of insulting someone. A douchbag who shows off. The face you make when your mouth is open when your concentrating. The literal meaning of it is booger face.

Nathan is such a moco face because he’s always talking about his rank even though no one cares.

by Fireguy47 June 2, 2018

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

goldspiceofcool

Xbox gamer tag

A white boy who will never hit puberty has no penis afraid to say cuss words and cries for no reason

I hate being in a party with goldspiceofcool because his voice pisses me off

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018