46 definitions by Fireguy47

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it
by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017
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A Mexican way of insulting someone. A douchbag who shows off. The face you make when your mouth is open when your concentrating. The literal meaning of it is booger face.
Nathan is such a moco face because he’s always talking about his rank even though no one cares.
by Fireguy47 May 4, 2018
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A Mexican way of saying oooh roasted
Black person: your so bright I got blind
White person: you look like a overcooked brownie

Mexican person: oooh carne
by Fireguy47 June 17, 2017
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When you reuse the same condom for the same situation
I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat
by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018
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When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
by Fireguy47 April 28, 2021
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A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick
Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition
by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018
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When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
by Fireguy47 October 4, 2018
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