Fireguy47's definitions

gaytism

Someone who has gay and autism

My friend Chris has gaytism because he’s talking to so many dudes and acts dumb around them

by Fireguy47 June 8, 2018

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

Mr. Explodey

A nickname for a guy who shoots big massive loads like a bomb inside a girls pussy

Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

goldspiceofcool

Xbox gamer tag

A white boy who will never hit puberty has no penis afraid to say cuss words and cries for no reason

I hate being in a party with goldspiceofcool because his voice pisses me off

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

Thotty acid

A thot who is very sensitive, betraying, and a real hater

Hayden: What’s wrong with Jenna
Fireguy47: I think she became a thotty acid
Jenna: FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!
Fireguy47: Sry that’s animal abuse
Random Mexican: oooh carne

by Fireguy47 September 30, 2017

sack recycle

When you reuse the same condom for the same situation

I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018