Goosturbating

When one aggressively strokes the long neck of a goose

Hey Tim did u see those weirdos goosturbating last night in that field?

by Chibi1125 January 8, 2023

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

by Long Tao November 3, 2007

Poosturbating

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?

Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.

by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

godsturbating

Masturbating to imaginary things.

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!

by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Ghasturbating

The act of a man painting his penis white and pleasuring himself while pretending that he is a Ghast from Minecraft.

Jack- I was touching my tentacle if you know what I mean

Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!

by MasterWolf33 July 14, 2016