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Godsturbator

A person who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

They are usually spotted trying to bootleg their religion into lawmaking. In other instances, they can be spotted posting comments on social media decrying progressive social matters such as "marriage equality" because "marriage is between a man and a woman" regardless of whether anyone else follows their beliefs, or not.

In extreme circumstances, they can be spotted at gay soldiers funerals, holding classy placards such as "God Hates Fags".
1. Whilst reading through the comments on a Sydney Morning Herald article about the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, it didn't take long for the godsturbators to show up, spewing their bile.

2. Tal, I've just had a knock at the door by those Godsturbators!
Godsturbator by coffeebeaner May 11, 2014

godsturbating

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!
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