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Goosturbate

Cline left his house to go down to the lake to Goosturbate.
by Chopperdave631 December 2, 2020
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Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
by bartear October 26, 2016
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ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"
by Long Tao November 3, 2007
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Poosturbate

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.
Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.
by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009
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moosturbate

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.
"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"
by debaby May 20, 2014
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Gumsturbate

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.
Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.
by Solee November 16, 2010
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gaysturbate

1. Yo bro you tryna come over take some bong rips, drink some mike's hard, and gaysturbate. I think blake's going to come too.
by beaster mcragee October 12, 2009
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