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My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
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When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
by Long Tao November 3, 2007
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Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.
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