Goosturbate

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The act of jerking off a Goose’s Neck

Cline left his house to go down to the lake to Goosturbate.

Goosturbate by Chopperdave631 December 2, 2020

Words you can keep

Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016

Related Words

Goosturbate • Ghosturbate • gogsturbate • Goosturbating • ghosturbating • godsturbating • Poosturbate • gaysturbate • Godsturbator • Guesturbate

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

ghosturbating by Long Tao November 3, 2007

Poosturbate

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.

Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.

Poosturbate by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009

moosturbate

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.

"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"

moosturbate by debaby May 20, 2014

Gumsturbate

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.

Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.

Gumsturbate by Solee November 16, 2010

gaysturbate

1. v. to masturbate to homosexual erotica

1. Yo bro you tryna come over take some bong rips, drink some mike's hard, and gaysturbate. I think blake's going to come too.

gaysturbate by beaster mcragee October 12, 2009

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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