The act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his penis and masturbates with it around said penis until ejaculation in which doesn't take the sheet off of the penis, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man's penis looking like a ghost.
Bill: Hey Jim, I ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!
Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.
Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.
by SergeantBooty December 26, 2014
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My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
by bartear October 26, 2016
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Get the Ghostbrate mug.When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
by Long Tao November 3, 2007
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by Solee November 16, 2010
Get the Gumsturbate mug.1. Yo bro you tryna come over take some bong rips, drink some mike's hard, and gaysturbate. I think blake's going to come too.
by beaster mcragee October 12, 2009
Get the gaysturbate mug.The act of a man painting his penis white and pleasuring himself while pretending that he is a Ghast from Minecraft.
Jack- I was touching my tentacle if you know what I mean
Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!
Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!
by MasterWolf33 July 14, 2016
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