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When a girl is giving a hand job squeezes the dick like a gogert to get all the cum out. Have fun eating another gogert again.
The women gogerted the mans croch!
gogert by Fishtarts November 30, 2015
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A verb of mixed English, Dutch and French origin used by expats in Belgium, particularly in the Brussels area. To drink progressively stronger drinks in a marathon session, usually ending the night with a martini, and waking up and going to work the next day with no apparent hangover.
"Can't believe Ryan made it in to work today! He can really govert!"
govert by The Idler June 12, 2013
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Gogeta is a fusion between Goku and Vegeta. Gogeta has appeared in DBGT, DBZ and DBS. In DBZ Goku and Vegeta had to fuse and go Super Saiyan to beat Super Janemba. In DBGT, Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta was messing around with Omega Shenron because he was weak. In DBS, to beat Super Saiyan Broly, who later transformed to his Full Power Form, Goku and Vegeta, with the help of Piccolo fused to create Gogeta. Gogeta went Super Saiyan and then Super Saiyan Blue, in the end Broly was defeated and sent to his home planet. The counterpart to Gogeta is Vegito, Goku and Vegeta fuse with Potora earrings.
Gogeta has beaten Super Janemba, Omega Shenron and Broly. He is very powerful.
Gogeta by Flash Slash May 12, 2020
The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.
You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home
Gogurt by I_Gogurt January 8, 2015

gomertose 

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.
"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."
gomertose by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009

Gogurting 

When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.
I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.
Gogurting by Irish09guy June 12, 2008
A gogart is a catchy phrase that is used to describe someone that looks like an ogre.
Steve is a huge dude, he looks like Lenny from of Mice and Men, what a gogart son of a bitch.
gogart by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014
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