croch 

Another slang reference to the penis.

croch by Anonymous July 12, 2003

croch 

An area where much ruffage is release a long with male appendages such as a vaginer

That croch looks like nasty vaginer

croch by Texican May 14, 2004

croch mace

The terrible smell from one's private parts.

I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

croch mace by chop schopp November 13, 2009

Croch on the Rocks 

To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.

"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."

Croch on the Rocks by Goat's Revenge August 23, 2009

croch turkey 

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

croch turkey by Matt36000 January 15, 2008

croch rocket 

A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike

jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion!

croch rocket by My_girl_dont_lie_to_me January 5, 2007

croch watch

when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..

"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..

croch watch by shawnj1215 September 11, 2005