A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"

Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!

Goretard by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010

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Gamercard

An "online identity" used on Xbox Live to show information about you, such as your Rep and your Gamertag.

Your Gamertag, Gamerscore, Rep, Gamerzone, Motto, Name and Location are all shown on your Gamercard.

Gamercard by GOWking January 6, 2008

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goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.

I work with a bunch of goobertards.

goobertard by Bender77 May 13, 2008

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Gamestard

Or Games Retarded.

A conglomeration of the words Games and suprisingly, Retard. A Gamestard is someone who, for no reason simply fails at all video or computer games.

This phrase is well linked to sportstard, as the original sportstard can't play games for shit either.

Nick Potter - Has completed one game in his entire life, which is "Warioland" on the Gameboy. The original Gamestard

Gamestard by klaus__ October 16, 2008

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