Gogurt

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

by I_Gogurt January 8, 2015

gogurt

when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.

one time i was fucking this bitch and she pulled a gogurt. that shit was cool.

by Nicoleeeeeeeeeeee. July 28, 2006

Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.

Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?

by The pig god October 25, 2017

Gogurt

To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.

Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!

by Festerius August 16, 2004

gogurt

to empty the semen inside a condom on a girl's face

Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!

Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!

by Yu Wong March 15, 2008

gogurt

- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner

gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"

by Chazzy Bear December 14, 2008

Gogurt

When a guy fills his foreskin with yogurt, making it into a living Gogurt. Making a snack for a girl, while also requiring her to both suck and pull to get it all out.

I couldn’t get my girl to blow me, until I made her a Gogurt. Bitches love Gogurt.

by tak7871 July 27, 2019