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its a penis with a green or purple pimple on or near the glands
"dude my glands has a gagert on it "
Gagert by SXEPFY October 27, 2014
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GAMERTASTIK 

🔥 Someone who is a GAMER and has above average gaming skills on any console, PC or any gaming system that exist in this universe!!
🔥 Also if you do an AWESOME move or play in a game on purpose or accidentally GAMERTASTIK
🔥 To also express positive on Social Media
🔥 TASTIKNOR just won the game.. dude GAMERTASTIK!
🔥 DUDE..did you see that move COOLSOME5 did..Hell yeah GAMERTASTIK DUDE
GAMERTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 22, 2019
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Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.
Gært by PistoPlays January 21, 2021

amymarie gaertner

An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.
You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"
amymarie gaertner by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014

Gamertag 

A gamertag is a person's online persona over xbox live.

You need to pick it wisely as Microsoft will try to get as much money from you as possible because it costs 10 dollars to change it.

Also there are unwritten rules when it comes to creating your gamertag.
Rule #1: It may contain at least 1 marijuana reference.
Rule #2: It may or may not (your choice) reference alcohol or boobs.
Rule #3: It must have 3 x's somewhere in the gamertag (perferably at the beginning and the end)
Rule #4: If you are 12 years old and are planning on playing halo 3 all day after school until your bedtime you must put MLG in the beginning of your gamertag.
Rule #5: You must, MUST make it look you're so retarded that you spent your whole time as a baby in a washing machine.
Here are some examples of gamertag you might want to use.
xXx LeGiiT SniiPeZ
PRO SN1P3R BR
Sw4gga like dis
xxxw33d4l1f3xxx
MLG 4 SH0T
iTZ iLoGiCzzz v2
iPolariiZee
KSI Sn1p3D0vv/V

The list is endless
Gamertag by BartS4177 January 25, 2010

xX(GAMERTAG)Xx 

A stupid over used method to display a gamertag due to lack of creativity.Indeed a "TryHard" classic.
GUY1:Hey look at the guys 23-0 score

GUY2:Hmm..it's typical coming from someone with a name such as "xX(GAMERTAG)Xx".
xX(GAMERTAG)Xx by onetwofour June 7, 2011

Gaertner 

A tall white guy with the name "Gaertner" is obsessed with baseball, cute, and hot af. Great kisser and also looks like a high school porn star, but he said he likes watching men in the locker room instead. Anyways he's really chill an funny af.
Look, it's a tall Gaertner! Pick him!!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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