gogart

A gogart is a catchy phrase that is used to describe someone that looks like an ogre.

Steve is a huge dude, he looks like Lenny from of Mice and Men, what a gogart son of a bitch.

by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

Gogurt

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

by I_Gogurt January 8, 2015

Gogurting

When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.

I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

gogar

Def. 1: Widely known for being the King if the Demon Realm. The all-powerful manbeast whom members of the Gogarian faith view as their deity and supreme ruler.

Def. 2: Also an interjection used to describe any feeling or thought. It is appropriate to use this at anytime, no matter the situation.

Def. 1:
Jehovah's Witness: "I'd like to talk to you about accepting the lord Jesus Christ as your savior-"
Disciple of Gogar: "Fuck that shit lady, Hail Gogar!"

Def 2:
Masa Will: "What's up cracka jack?"
Slick B: "Not much bro."
Masa Will: "Gogar!"

by smokeypotter April 17, 2005

Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.

Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011

gogurt shots

the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.

James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"

by rossandjames69 January 17, 2011