Gogurt

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

by I_Gogurt January 08, 2015

Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.

Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?

by The pig god October 25, 2017

Gogurt

To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.

Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!

by Festerius August 16, 2004

Gogurt

When a guy fills his foreskin with yogurt, making it into a living Gogurt. Making a snack for a girl, while also requiring her to both suck and pull to get it all out.

I couldn’t get my girl to blow me, until I made her a Gogurt. Bitches love Gogurt.

by tak7871 July 27, 2019

Gogurt

is a product produced by bacterial fermentation of copius amounts of seminal fluids. Fermentation of the citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, potassium, and zinc which acts on the protein to give gogurt its texture and its characteristic tang.

Another great treat is the ever so popular "gogurt tubes". Freeze em and give em to the kids!

by Shepdogg1973 June 17, 2009

Gogurt

An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.

There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!

by BuddyHemlock March 21, 2011

Gogurt

A good creamy uougurt that you can slurp and it's resembles Peppa pig.

I love that creamy Peppa gogurt

by dgh12 October 01, 2021