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gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022
Related Words
gofpu • gofuck • gofu • Gopu • gofurs • gofuckme • GoFuTo • goopus • godpuppet • gofhu
1. to go puke, usually with reference to the "Grand Old Party" a.k.a. Republicans
2. if someone republican has said something stupid, or made you angry, you might say ewwww i'm gonna GOPuke now...
3. can also express distaste for/be a parody of Project GOPink
republican girlie: gay marriage and abortion should be illegal.

democratic/libertarian girlie: excuse me while i GOPuke
GOPuke by girlie2.58 December 7, 2009

GoFuckYou.com 

A popular nickname for the online fundraising platform GoFundMe.com due to its well-earned reputation as being a mecca for unscrupulous unemployed scammers who spend their substance-riddled days dreaming up unimaginatively pathetic sob stories to get you to part with your hard-earned income.
Well of course it should be called GoFuckyou.com but seriously, if it were, would you even consider a donation?
GoFuckYou.com by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2021
A website that mostly consist of ten year old kids who think they have come up with a new revolutionary way to hold ice cream, broke teenagers that are to lazy to get a job so they have other people do it for them, and then you will find the very rare portion of gofundme with actual people who actualy need money so their dog doesn't die of butthole cancer.
10 Year Old: "Im gonna make a gofundme so that I can buy a new fortnite skin yay"
17 Year Old: "I can't afford groceries, fuck it ill make a go fund me"
44 Year Old Woman: " Please help my dear old Roof Roof, he needs to live through one more Christmas"
GoFundMe by Bucko January 14, 2020

gofuckme 

It's a funding website where people can donate money to destroy people they don't like.
Did you hear what that asshole said about me on the news last night. Will you support me if I start a gofuckme campaign to bankrupt his ass?
gofuckme by 2B+ April 25, 2015
''Hey, Johnny! Wanna hang out?''

''Dude, how can you ask me that after you banged the entire female side of my family tree? Gofus, man!''
Gofus by NekiNeznanec January 23, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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