gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.

Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.

gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022

corpuscles 

1. A disease usually attained though inappropriate acts without use of protection.
2. A plural slang term referring to individuals who sell sexual acts for money.
3. A term used in nuclear engineering.

1. I'm sorry to inform you that...you have corpuscles.
2. You stay away from those corpuscles, you hear?
3. What are corpuscles?

corpuscles by College Virgin December 7, 2010

Corpuscle 

A big hat worn by Turd Furgeson on Jeopardy.

Hey Fred, look at that Corpuscle!

Corpuscle by Jeremy July 22, 2004