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do-do-gooder

A social reformer, knave who thinks everyone else's shit stinks but not their own. So convinced their cause/reform is needed they can't even tell their own shit stinks too.
That do-do-gooder, politician, has no clue about how to get shit done.
by 2B+ May 4, 2014
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Climot, Climoted, Climotry, Climofobia

A climot is a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions about how the climate works. Refusing to even acknowledge others beliefs, climoted people are so close-minded they resort to name calling while projecting their own prejudices on others. I find it discomforting that climotry and climofobia even exists in this age of information available to all at the stroke of a key.
My climoted boyfriend believes the sun controls the weather more than man changes it, he's such a climot. I don't know where he got his climotry and climofobia from. Climot, Climoted, Climotry, Climofobia.
by 2B+ September 12, 2020
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white hoodwinked

White hoodwinked means exactly what it sounds like. A racist white politician who lies, hides the truth, or cheats to get elected.
Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.
by 2B+ March 1, 2020
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autodrone

Any land based vehicle that operates without a driver.
Hey Bill, lets take my autodrone, we can play poker on the way.
by 2B+ March 3, 2015
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emotive

Emotives are symbols, phrases, or images used to emotionally motivate people. They can be negative or positive, but it depends on what motivation or response is desired from the viewer or listener. They can cause emotional pain or happiness and can be used to manipulate others into action or make them experience despair.
After viewing negative emotives last night, Bill fell into a deep depression.
by 2B+ March 9, 2016
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urinffiti

Urinffiti is like writing graffiti but without paint. It is best done in the winter when there is snow on the ground. What you can write is determined by your bladder unless it's a group effort. Sorry ladies but this form of communication is best done with a penis.
The first lady wanted to know who wrote the urinffiti outside the white house. The Secret Service investigated and reported to the first lady that the urinffitti was indeed her husband's piss but the hand writing was from the vice president.
by 2B+ October 1, 2020
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The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.
by 2B+ June 7, 2022
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