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white hoodwinked

White hoodwinked means exactly what it sounds like. A racist white politician who lies, hides the truth, or cheats to get elected.
Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.
by 2B+ March 1, 2020
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social justice

Social justice is double speak for justifying socialism. The true meanings of words are hidden so well by the socialists that the casual observer has little reason to question them. So convinced of the meaning of social justice, social justice warriors will resort to the use of force in their quest for justice(?).
Do you know social justice has many meanings?
by 2B+ September 2, 2022
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WTAFJB

WTAFJB, is the netspeak acronym for, What The Actual Fuck Joe Biden, when saying, WTFJB is not enough to convey your disgust or loathing about what Joe Biden has done or is doing. Emphasis is on the 'actual fuck' because the fuck has been verified to be true.
WTAFJB could be heard all over the country when the truth was verified.
by 2B+ February 13, 2023
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LaughingHaley

LaughingHaley is someone who continues to run for president even when losing their own state by at 20 points.
Did you hear about the latest LaughingHaley, they refuse to drop out out of the race, ostensibly to increase their PAC war chest for a future run or to fund a campaign opposition.
by 2B+ February 26, 2024
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speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.
by 2B+ March 21, 2020
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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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gofuckme

It's a funding website where people can donate money to destroy people they don't like.
Did you hear what that asshole said about me on the news last night. Will you support me if I start a gofuckme campaign to bankrupt his ass?
by 2B+ April 25, 2015
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