2B+'s definitions

Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.

by 2B+ June 7, 2022

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

Climot, Climoted, Climotry, Climofobia

A climot is a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions about how the climate works. Refusing to even acknowledge others beliefs, climoted people are so close-minded they resort to name calling while projecting their own prejudices on others. I find it discomforting that climotry and climofobia even exists in this age of information available to all at the stroke of a key.

My climoted boyfriend believes the sun controls the weather more than man changes it, he's such a climot. I don't know where he got his climotry and climofobia from. Climot, Climoted, Climotry, Climofobia.

by 2B+ September 12, 2020

LaughingHaley

LaughingHaley is someone who continues to run for president even when losing their own state by at 20 points.

Did you hear about the latest LaughingHaley, they refuse to drop out out of the race, ostensibly to increase their PAC war chest for a future run or to fund a campaign opposition.

by 2B+ February 26, 2024

WTAFJB

WTAFJB, is the netspeak acronym for, What The Actual Fuck Joe Biden, when saying, WTFJB is not enough to convey your disgust or loathing about what Joe Biden has done or is doing. Emphasis is on the 'actual fuck' because the fuck has been verified to be true.

WTAFJB could be heard all over the country when the truth was verified.

by 2B+ February 13, 2023

speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.

The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.

by 2B+ March 21, 2020

do-do-gooder

A social reformer, knave who thinks everyone else's shit stinks but not their own. So convinced their cause/reform is needed they can't even tell their own shit stinks too.

That do-do-gooder, politician, has no clue about how to get shit done.

by 2B+ May 4, 2014