goopus 

Something slimy of a servile degree, often referred as a form of exclamation.

Sam: BRO THAT SHIT GOOPUS ASH
Eliceo: Yeah no shot bro.

goopus by kurosusucks July 10, 2021

goopus 

something disgusting on something that should normally be clean

Mel: Ewww, whats that goopus on your shirt?
Marthur: Oh shit, my bad I ran out of quarters and couldn't do laundry today.

goopus by RRichter October 19, 2021

Goopus Poopus 

An idiotic creature usually in the form of a small canine. One who is always outside but shits indoors. Constantly getting on your nerves even when they are sleeping. Usually always the scapegoat in every situation. Few reach into adulthood due to such annoying nature.

Latin Name- Goopalus Retardelayo

"Shut the heck up Goopus poopus! No one is talking to you"
"What else can be expected of a Goopus"

"Get the F*** outta here Goopus!"

"Goopalus Retardelous.. "

Goopus Poopus by LordGoopus September 16, 2019

gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.

Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.

gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022

Goobus 

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.

Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.

Goobus by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017

Goofus 

Someone who is both goofy and doofus at the same time

She such a goofus

Goofus by RedQueen666 July 25, 2018

goofus 

Someone who engages in inappropriate, silly, or dumb behavior, usually innocently. Derived from 'Goofus' in the Goofus and Gallant stories in Highlights for Children.

I was such a goofus for keeping my cell phone on during the movie.

goofus by JoDil June 23, 2007