That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.
"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".
"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".
"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".
by Logan Scheibli February 16, 2009

by loz_g December 28, 2005

by freakdood September 21, 2005

C-dizzle: " I finished all of the Bio homework for this semester last night."
K-dizzle : " Bruh that's crazy! Are you roof or Nah?
or
Pudge: " I checked out that abandoned building yesterday"
Cogsworth: "Was it roof over there"
Pudge: "Yeah, something was unusual about that place"
K-dizzle : " Bruh that's crazy! Are you roof or Nah?
or
Pudge: " I checked out that abandoned building yesterday"
Cogsworth: "Was it roof over there"
Pudge: "Yeah, something was unusual about that place"
by DomeMaster4444 March 07, 2016

A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.
by kapoc August 18, 2014

by obeyme.iamroot March 17, 2009

by G. Washington November 06, 2003
