Gloser

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a person who is a loser in any other country or an international loser; a global loser

Chin- Saw Vu with a gloser the other night...
Fu- Oh man the one that hangs out with all those hos!?
Chin- Exactly!! he's a computer nerd at day and a complete
gloser at night! man i dont know HOW he gets chicks..
Fu-...maybe there grenades....

Gloser by Minglingo October 28, 2010

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gloser

Gloser is a term for someone who is a gay loser hence gloser.

Rimmer. Hey Jake Your A Gloser.

Jake. oooooooo Thank you sailor

gloser by Shaine May 13, 2005

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gloser • glover • gooser • Glober • glaser • Gloversville • glower • goser • glofer • Gloner

gloser

A person that is a gay loser

hey that guy wearing that pink shirt is a gloser

gloser by Jake Murchison May 13, 2005

gloser

Not just a regular loser, but a fakin-g loser.

He's not just a loser, he's a gloser!

gloser by beesyboo April 13, 2011

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Glower

Glower is a slang for a Federal Agent, usually used for one in disguise over the internet.
The slang comes from a racist rant by the coder of TempleOS Terry A. Davis.
"The CIA n*gg*rs glow in the dark, you can see them when you are driving. You just gotta run 'em over with your car."

Moderator: Don't post links on open chat, there are a lot of glowers in this server.

Glower by LateVann December 4, 2020

Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.

Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.

Donald Glover by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017

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Glosser

To gloss over life by whoring and drugging. She was happy and horny and smooth as glass.

She was a glosser, she always walked from rich lovers because she needed to be a whore, not just treated like one, she wanted a lifestyle of a glosser.

Glosser by 8trackgto November 3, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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