The title that belongs to the men in the far east like China, Japan, N Korea, S Korea, Philippines, etc.
(Yellow People)
Chick: Hey lady I just had sex with that man over there.
Lady: You mean the Chino?
Chick: Yeah, He had the smallest dick I've ever seen.
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When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."
Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
by AllBastard December 17, 2011
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An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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What you play for literally anyone who gets the golden buzzer on Americas got talent
AGT Contestant : "I went blind when I was 4 yrs old..."
Me: oh boo hoo, I'll play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

Judge *gives contestant the golden buzzer*
by AR12RR88GB May 26, 2020
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A slang term for the female genitalia, because you've got to leave your bags outside.
Id love to visit megan foxs worlds smallest hotel.
by milphunter March 07, 2015
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