to be the littlest or have the least in size
ddd's penis is the smallest
by emhop February 16, 2009
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The title that belongs to the men in the far east like China, Japan, N Korea, S Korea, Philippines, etc.
(Yellow People)
Chick: Hey lady I just had sex with that man over there.
Lady: You mean the Chino?
Chick: Yeah, He had the smallest dick I've ever seen.
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When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."
Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
by AllBastard December 18, 2011
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An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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A slang term for the female genitalia, because you've got to leave your bags outside.
Id love to visit megan foxs worlds smallest hotel.
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A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.
Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019
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