gansturbation

When a group of gangsters, get together and jack off collectivly in a group

They had fun at the Gansturbation last night after gang banging

by blahblahblah42 July 15, 2016

Gasturbation

The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.

Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation

by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009

bansturbation

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

Gaysturbation

When you have sex with a clone of yourself.

Person 1: If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that gay or masturbation?
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.

by ProfessorPancakes June 1, 2018

gangsturbation

The act of masturbating in a group, such as in a circle jerk or in a game of limp biscuit.

When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.

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by Mark H November 11, 2005

Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates throgu grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

by TheLightningPhoenix September 3, 2020

Gasterbation

It's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.

He used gasterbation to get all gas out.

by Glennotap July 31, 2017