gaird

Gaird is a rare name, given to tall lads of the blessed variety. They have long, luscious, blond locks of gold that feel great to run your hands through. Generally speaking, Gaird’s are the most supreme intelligence in the world, every idea they have is automatically correct. Most of all, Gairds are unquestionably divine in nature, giving off a glorious golden glow that blinds and arouses all in their presence.

Average Straight Male: “Now I may be an average straight male, but I can’t deny that I’d love a taste or two of that hot Gaird bod.”
Gaird’s Girlfriend: “Skyler what the fuck”

gaird by BiggerBlackDoink March 24, 2019

Garden Gobbler

A vegetarian.

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Garden Gobbler by MbØt~Mk.II® June 8, 2015

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.

Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.

Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023

Vagina Garden 

Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.

Vagina Garden by Chas501 May 3, 2007

Old Garden Toothpaste 

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

getting rose-gardened 

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.

getting rose-gardened by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Gardinctious 

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.

"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"

Gardinctious by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023