Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.
by ERIC October 18, 2003
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.
Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.
by nofu May 09, 2010
by Stupid Flanders December 02, 2005
Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?
via giphy
by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019
A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.
by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003
One of the oddest things in the universe.
Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.
/sarcasm
Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.
Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.
Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.
/sarcasm
Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.
Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.
Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.
Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.
Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.
by The 60th of Smith Street November 01, 2008
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose