Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.
by peace be still November 13, 2017
When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
by xomaniac December 3, 2011
In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD
by AuroraMatt April 11, 2015