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Good, clean, raw Pakistani Hashish from the Northern Provinces. Usually not exported but rather consumed in Pakistan. The freshest garda is a real delicacy and one would be hard-pressed to find better Hashish.
Man, I love smoking Garda, such a clean high.
by Champion Charsi March 31, 2004
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Irish police force.
Every single one is corrupt and backward.
A bunch of gansters and chickens who pick on small inocent people.
Call the garda i was robbed.
by mark ireland April 21, 2004
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Armoured band of cunts in the Republic of Ireland, equivalent to pigs everywhere else. These baton-wielding yobs act much the same way as their sister organisations elsewhere, beating up foreigners and protesters and generally making the world a nastier place.

Like the IRA, they wear all black and cover their faces with masks (the riot squad do, anyway). Unlike the IRA, they don't even PRETEND to be fighting for liberation.
Garda stands for
Grunting
Anal-
Retentive
Dicksucking
Asswipes
by Andy May 01, 2004
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The Irish(Republic, Not NI) police force.

Majority of them are corrupted Tramp heads and find it pleasurable to beat innocent civilians
Guy 1:Watch out mate, The garda monitor that place due to the RIRA's activites.
Guy 2:Fuck 'em, they're all a bunch of cunts anyways.
Guy 1&2:tiocfaidh ár lá!
by MikeAKALeo<3 August 04, 2016
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Someone who acts in such a manner that is disrespectful towards the sesh or a casual outing with the boys to smoke a fat joint
Guy 1: you floating the sesh later
Guy 2: nah can’t I’m busy
Guy 1: ah there will joints going

Guy 2 : no thanks

Guy 1 : that’s such Garda
by Sesh tips February 19, 2018
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