"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"

As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.

God, chad is SUCH a gardener

mark he's such a gardener

Leslie: Hey Jess what are you doing today?

Jessy: Oh im just gonna break up this weed...

Leslie: Your such a gardener!

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"