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gardenunknown
A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
#garden hose#hoser#hose#graden hose#hoes
by goldsac October 31, 2007
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gardensex
a woman's pubic hair or genitals
She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.
#garden-variety#gardener#idioms#lead down the garden path#sexual slang
by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2010
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gardenunknown
A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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Gardenunknown
Why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?
Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.
#flower#rose#plants#nature#boredom
by Dari Ro June 23, 2013
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Gardenunknown
Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!
#garden#azaleas#plants#green#greenery#gardening
by SealingPhan April 19, 2009
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gardencollege
a herd of school buses
Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.
#garden#bus#buses#school
by smooothbread May 23, 2018
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Gardenunknown
To fuck a girl. To dig in that ass and plant your seed. Developed by yours truely.
"Im gonna garden that bitch."
by blasphemour August 28, 2004
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