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A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
by goldsac October 31, 2007
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A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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Why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?
Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.
by Dari Ro June 23, 2013
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a herd of school buses
Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.
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To fuck a girl. To dig in that ass and plant your seed. Developed by yours truely.
by blasphemour August 28, 2004
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