Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16

Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.

"Im gonna garden that bitch."