Fuddlin’ 

That sometimes awkward stage between cuddlin’ and f*ckin’.

I could feel him getting hard while we were fuddlin’.

Fuddlin’ by sunflour13 December 1, 2022

fuddling 

When a man and woman cuddle whilst his penis is inside her vagina. They aint fucking, they aint cuddling. They are fuddling

Tom had his penis inside Jennifer whilst they spooned. As there wasnt any movement they werent fucking, but it wasnt a cuddle either. They were fuddling.

fuddling by Graham Pike December 18, 2013

fudding

the act of self pleasuring for a woman

"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird

fudding by spacenewt December 8, 2009

fiddlin' ben 

according to McGloin, in "Gangs of New York" -- a fella so low he's willing to do anything, including selling dead bodies.

Amsterdam (Leonardo DiCaprio) is nothing but a fiddlin' ben.

fiddlin' ben by goat78 December 3, 2009

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

ferret fiddling by egnaro May 17, 2005

fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

fiddling while Rome burns 

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

fiddling while Rome burns by duskins July 17, 2006