bagpussing

similar to bagpiping except the female vagina is placed under the male armpit rather than the male penis beneath the female's armpit.

"did some bagpussing on the wife last night. my armpit stinks like a right twat this morning"

by SPACENEWT September 17, 2008

bog-horror

a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).

hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"

by spacenewt December 08, 2009

fuddingtons

as with fudding but here the woman tends to be upper class

"indulged in a jolly good spot of fuddingtons last night" said the posh bird

by spacenewt December 08, 2009

fudding

the act of self pleasuring for a woman

"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird

by spacenewt December 08, 2009

glandhandler

someone (usually female) who is widely experienced in the anatomy of the male member

"that Sharon is a right glandhandler; the filthy old rotter"

by SPACENEWT September 17, 2008