fudding

the act of self pleasuring for a woman

"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird

by spacenewt December 8, 2009

Fudding

The illegal starting of grass fires, usually by children.

We were bored and had nothing to do and my friend suggested that we should go fudding.

by savages22 March 14, 2018

fudding

A comprimise between cudding and fucking. This is done by him simply leaving his dick in my vagina while falling asleep cuddling.

My roomate walked in with breakfast for me, imagine his suprise when he saw me naked fuddling with Brandon.

by J.K. February 19, 2005

fudding

Verb - An act involving anal sex, primarily a homosexual act. When one partner ejaculates into another partners anus, the intercourse continues mixing semen and fecal matter into a frothy mixture. The frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter is then extracted and consumed by inserting a straw into the anus.

Dave: Damit Bob! I told you should not eat corn on the cob when you know we wil be fudding later.
Bob: Oh, yeah.. I forgot that plugs up the straw with the corn bits sometimes.. sorry..
Dave: I have to go floss out the corn chunks now..

by Sammy "Da Bull" September 16, 2008

fudding

the act of pointing a loaded gun at ones own crotch, or accidently neutering ones self with a fire arm
often in response to comments about gun safety

word is in reference to Elmer Fudd, and American in origin.

he accidently took himself out of the gene pool fudding himself last night trying to own the libs

by aquagoat January 5, 2026

fuddling

When a man and woman cuddle whilst his penis is inside her vagina. They aint fucking, they aint cuddling. They are fuddling

Tom had his penis inside Jennifer whilst they spooned. As there wasnt any movement they werent fucking, but it wasnt a cuddle either. They were fuddling.

by Graham Pike December 18, 2013

Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

by P Singer August 10, 2018