faddling 

literally - messing about with, doing something without knowing how to do it and using trial and error, fiddling with, winging it, tampering with, jury rigging

He was faddling about trying to mend it without knowing what he was doing.
I can't get this to work, you have a faddle with it.
Stop faddling with that before you break it.
I cant make it fit properly so I'll have to faddle it.

faddling by wired_retired March 15, 2011

fuddling 

When a man and woman cuddle whilst his penis is inside her vagina. They aint fucking, they aint cuddling. They are fuddling

Tom had his penis inside Jennifer whilst they spooned. As there wasnt any movement they werent fucking, but it wasnt a cuddle either. They were fuddling.

fuddling by Graham Pike December 18, 2013

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

ferret fiddling by egnaro May 17, 2005

fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

fiddling while Rome burns 

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

fiddling while Rome burns by duskins July 17, 2006

Fiddling

The art of female masturbation.

I'm fiddling so leave me be!
I really need to fiddle.

Fiddling by indiana princess October 31, 2010

anti-fadding 

Hating something for the fact that everybody else likes it, not for the fact that the "thing" is good or bad.

For instance, hating a band even though you've never even heard their music simply because everyone loves the band.

He's anti-fadding, because he likes Final Fantasy himself, but he claims to hate it because he hates the fanbase.

anti-fadding by Rabid Nozomi January 2, 2009