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Fuddling 

The pre fucking cuddle that leads to fucking...foreplay cuddle
Bobby was rubbing my back and snuggling with me and then he started rubbing other body parts, which led to sex.

Oh you were fuddling
Fuddling by T0nst3rs September 7, 2015

Fuddling 

Fucking a person/partner and cuddling them at the same time
Chandler: Hey Joey, where were you and Rachel last night?
Joey: Oh we were fuddling all night, please don't tell Ross!
Fuddling by xxKanye2016xx December 3, 2016
"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird
fudding by spacenewt December 8, 2009

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
ferret fiddling by egnaro May 17, 2005

fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

fiddling while Rome burns 

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).
duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<