Those boss
people who
chill backstage and build stuff for plays. Stage crew parties are always much better than the cast parties because stage crew knows how to party with many of the things they have built for plays. Stage crew is also in charge of the prop house, which includes cleaning and organizing it, which is a pain in the
butt, but they still have fun finding many old props such as sparkles, seahorses, roller blades, and many more.
Stage crew members often become family and they
will have nicknames for each other. Also, they are often in charge of babysitting for the cast, which includes waiting to their every need and searching for their props when they loose them.
Overall, stage crew is
amazing so if you'
re thinking about joining the play, join stage crew instead. They have SO MUCH MORE FUN than the cast. So join crew.
*WARNING: Membership in the Stage Crew organization, which is a subsidiary of the Drama Club, may and most likely
will result in fatigue, sleep deprivation, temporary and/or permanent
insanity, an inexplicable urge to form close bonds with tools, and a perpetual sense of impending doom.
Cast Member: Stage
crew is so stupid. They don't even do anything.
The Whole World: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! STAGE
CREW IS THE BEST THING EVER. WITHOUT IT, THE SHOW WOULD NOT GO ON! YOU'RE SO UNTHANKFUL! STAGE
CREW DOES EVERYTHING!!!!
