fucksword

A penis, the male organ used for sexual reproduction.

She pulled my fucksword from my pants like she was King Arthur invoking divine right.

by armoryjake September 15, 2005

Category 5 Fuckstorm

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

fucksurd

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd

Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"

by Breaker May 18, 2008

Fuckward

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

by AdilShah July 12, 2022

fuckwork

homework to a pissed off teenager

Alex: "You gonna do your homework?"
Craig: "Im not doing that stupid fuckwork"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

fuckworthy

Something worth caring about.

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.

His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019