fucklord

someone who thinks they can tell people who they can fuck, especially when they are encouraging sodomy and race-mixing

this fucklord at school thinks he can tell my japanese sister she should only date non-japanese men

by bernd March 14, 2015

fucklore

When somebody embellishes their sexual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.

Dick #1: Hey dude, did you hear that Tim did 8 chicks at the same time.

Dick #2: Yeah, man. But I don't think it's true. It's definitely fucklore.

by M. A. Peabody. February 10, 2009

Fuckloads

A lot. Heaps. An exaggerated amount.
If there are fuckloads of something it is more than truckloads, the word 'fuck' being a more powerful word.

Wow there's fuckloads of people here today!
There's fuckloads of syrup on my pancakes.

by IAmAWienerUncleJanet August 20, 2011

mighty fuckload

Unit of measure to describe masses of great quantity; mass greater than fuckload.

conversion: mighty fuckload = 2.8 fuckloads

Press release: "This new trans-oceanic transport vessel can carry the largest cargo capacity possible! Seven mighty fuckloads!"

by dominocaliente November 8, 2009

Fuckload

Too fucking much, Stronger way of saying 'Shitload'

Jamal: Bruh you wanna hang?
Deandre: No, I got work to do nigga.
Jamal: I ain't got none doe!
Deandre: Fuck you, you Fuckboi! I got a Fuckload!

by idfwudotnet March 31, 2015

fuckload

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.

A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD

by chriskel December 14, 2013