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fucklord 

someone who thinks they can tell people who they can fuck, especially when they are encouraging sodomy and race-mixing
this fucklord at school thinks he can tell my japanese sister she should only date non-japanese men
fucklord by bernd March 14, 2015
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fucklore 

When somebody embellishes their sexual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.
Dick #1: Hey dude, did you hear that Tim did 8 chicks at the same time.

Dick #2: Yeah, man. But I don't think it's true. It's definitely fucklore.
fucklore by M. A. Peabody. February 10, 2009

Fuckloads 

A lot. Heaps. An exaggerated amount.
If there are fuckloads of something it is more than truckloads, the word 'fuck' being a more powerful word.
Wow there's fuckloads of people here today!
There's fuckloads of syrup on my pancakes.
Fuckloads by IAmAWienerUncleJanet August 20, 2011

mighty fuckload 

Unit of measure to describe masses of great quantity; mass greater than fuckload.

conversion: mighty fuckload = 2.8 fuckloads
Press release: "This new trans-oceanic transport vessel can carry the largest cargo capacity possible! Seven mighty fuckloads!"
mighty fuckload by dominocaliente November 8, 2009

Fuckload 

Too fucking much, Stronger way of saying 'Shitload'
Jamal: Bruh you wanna hang?
Deandre: No, I got work to do nigga.
Jamal: I ain't got none doe!
Deandre: Fuck you, you Fuckboi! I got a Fuckload!
Fuckload by idfwudotnet March 31, 2015

fuckload 

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.
That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.
fuckload by harry flashman July 16, 2003
A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.
A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD
fuckford by chriskel December 14, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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