21 definitions by yelsom8

lockpick

a peice of metal cut and shaped in such a way that when used with a tension wrench can unlock a door.

Taylor: "dude i forgot my house key again"
Jason: "No problem man, Alex can open that up with a lockpick in a sec"

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

lesbography

a biographical book about one or more lesbians

Taylor: "I was reading a new lesbography last night and it kept talking about melissa ethridge's fight with cancer, it was so beautiful"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

the david coperfield

While having sex with your girlfriend from behind you call up a friend and have him come to your house and take over for you without your girlfriend knowing, then you run around to the window outside and wave to your girlfriend.

Taylor: "Dude last night i gave my girl the david coperfield, it was great"
Alex: "STOP LYING YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Taylor: *crys*

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

halothreepes

(hay-low-three-peas)

An STD similar to that of Herpes, only this is contracted on halo when someone else rapes your dead body.

Taylor: WTF! that guy just raped my body
Jason: HA! now your gonna spawn with halothreepes

by yelsom8 March 4, 2008

subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan

Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

winerack

a special rack designed to hold wine bottles

Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008