a peice of metal cut and shaped in such a way that when used with a tension wrench can unlock a door.
Taylor: "dude i forgot my house key again"
Jason: "No problem man, Alex can open that up with a lockpick in a sec"
Jason: "No problem man, Alex can open that up with a lockpick in a sec"
by yelsom8 March 14, 2008
Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"
by yelsom8 March 16, 2008
Taylor: "Did you go to the footbal game last night?"
Alex: "No, everytime i go i see guys smacking each others asses, its totally gayoriffic."
Alex: "No offense Nate"
Alex: "No, everytime i go i see guys smacking each others asses, its totally gayoriffic."
Alex: "No offense Nate"
by yelsom8 March 14, 2008
Girl1: "im gonna tacobag you you asshole!"
Guy1: "go ahead..i mean please nooooo anything but that..."
Guy1: "go ahead..i mean please nooooo anything but that..."
by yelsom8 March 17, 2008
laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.
Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"
by yelsom8 March 16, 2008
Alex: "Did you see the fagflag on that house back there?"
Taylor: "Yeah, it was so pretty"
Alex: "....."
Taylor: "Yeah, it was so pretty"
Alex: "....."
by yelsom8 March 15, 2008
Nate: "Look at that guy peeling out in his ferrari"
Craig: "He's such a flutter prick"
Also
Guy #1: "Hey check out my new H3 it costs a cnote to fill up half a tank"
Guy #2: "dude your such a flutter prick"
Craig: "He's such a flutter prick"
Also
Guy #1: "Hey check out my new H3 it costs a cnote to fill up half a tank"
Guy #2: "dude your such a flutter prick"
by yelsom8 March 15, 2008