21 definitions by yelsom8

winerack

a special rack designed to hold wine bottles

Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

lesbography

a biographical book about one or more lesbians

Taylor: "I was reading a new lesbography last night and it kept talking about melissa ethridge's fight with cancer, it was so beautiful"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

the david coperfield

While having sex with your girlfriend from behind you call up a friend and have him come to your house and take over for you without your girlfriend knowing, then you run around to the window outside and wave to your girlfriend.

Taylor: "Dude last night i gave my girl the david coperfield, it was great"
Alex: "STOP LYING YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Taylor: *crys*

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

halothreepes

(hay-low-three-peas)

An STD similar to that of Herpes, only this is contracted on halo when someone else rapes your dead body.

Taylor: WTF! that guy just raped my body
Jason: HA! now your gonna spawn with halothreepes

by yelsom8 March 4, 2008

jewray

laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.

Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

drumstick

An amazingly delicious ice cream cone filled with chocolate and peanuts

Taylor: "Can i have a dollar"
Alex: "Why"
Taylor: "Cause i want one of those amazing delectable drumstick cones"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008