AdilShah's definitions

Fuckward

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

by AdilShah July 12, 2022

Chobir

A Kashmiri word historically used to innocently indicate a plump, voluptuous girl but presently used as a term for girlfriend or female partner. Other such terms include bunker, choti etc.

Adil checking out a girl: That chick looks really hot...

Moomin: Hey, asshole! She's my chobir.

by AdilShah July 29, 2022

Freudship

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

by AdilShah July 30, 2022

Greenwitch

A phonetically correct depiction of how non-native speakers refer to Greenwich when talking about, say, GMT.

Adil: The match starts at 14:09, Greenwitch Mean Time

Azra: it's Greenwich, dumbo!

by AdilShah August 19, 2022

mees

Noun: Plural form of the objective personal pronoun 'me' that refers to the different versions, identities, features or parts of the speaker.

(Azra staring into me like staring into a fish tank)
Adil: Do you hate my contradicting mees?

by AdilShah August 26, 2022

Camaraderie of loss

Opposite of 'friends with benefits '. When one of the dudes involved in a friendship often incurs a loss owing to the nature of friendship. You can't say no, for instance, or want to go an extra mile to be helpful to the friend yo don't want to lose.

Azra: So you two were like friends with benefits?
Adil: It was more of a camaraderie of loss. I could never say no to her and here we are.

by AdilShah September 4, 2022

Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

by AdilShah September 9, 2022